Flipped With a Sausage Alestorm

[Intro]
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
We're going to poke you right in the leg
Flip you, with a mash potato
You're all smelly ploppy heads
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
We're going to poke you right in the leg
Flip you, with a mash potato
You're all smelly ploppy heads

(Go!)

[Verse 1]
For thirty odd years
I have lived with this curse
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
By a witch doctor from over the seas
Casting his strange voodoo magic on me
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
An endless tirade of four letter words
I lash out in anger at all in my way
Shocking unspeakable things that I say

[Chorus]
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
Flip you, with a mash potato
You're all smelly ploppy heads
Flip you, you're a silly sausage
We're gonna poke you right in the leg
Flip you, with a mash potato
You're all smelly ploppy heads