[REBECCA]
There's nothing I love more in life
Than a scalding hot shower
It's the symbol of human dignity
That separates us from the chimps
Helps you scrub off the sleep and scrub on the day
Or scrub off the day, and scrub on the sleep
Don't know if you're morning or night shower people
Whatever floats your boat
But where are your toddlers gonna float their boats
If all you have is cold H₂O?
That's two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen
And zero parts justice!
[PAULA]
Now I know you're thinking
“What are you talking about?
Go away, this is private property!”
[DARRYL]
Well, before we leave, ladies and gents
Allow me to set the scene: ima—
[MAN, spoken]
Yeah, I don't live here.
There's nothing I love more in life
Than a scalding hot shower
It's the symbol of human dignity
That separates us from the chimps
Helps you scrub off the sleep and scrub on the day
Or scrub off the day, and scrub on the sleep
Don't know if you're morning or night shower people
Whatever floats your boat
But where are your toddlers gonna float their boats
If all you have is cold H₂O?
That's two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen
And zero parts justice!
[PAULA]
Now I know you're thinking
“What are you talking about?
Go away, this is private property!”
[DARRYL]
Well, before we leave, ladies and gents
Allow me to set the scene: ima—
[MAN, spoken]
Yeah, I don't live here.
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