Dirty Old Man The Fugs

[Verse 1]
Hangin' out by the schoolyard gate
(Hangin' out by the schoolyard gate)
Lookin' up every dress I can
(Lookin' up every dress I can)
Suckin' wind through my upper plate
(Suckin' wind through my upper plate)
I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

You fuckin' dirty old man!

[Verse 2]
Handin' out joints to the kids at school
(Handin' out joints to the kids at school)
Givin' out pictures of porn and pills
(Givin' out pictures of porn and pills)
Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool
(Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool)
I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

He's a pre-vert!

[Verse 3]
Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots
(Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots)
Communist literature in my hands
(Communist literature in my hands)
Pinchin' all the bosoms I can
(Pinchin' all the bosoms I can)
I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)