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DENNIS: I just need to get some leverage here.
CHARLIE: Okay.
DENNIS: Just pull.
CHARLIE: I'm tryin'to pull it, dude.
DEE: Pull harder, Dennis.
DENNIS: If I pull harder - it's gonna dig into his leg.
DEE: Don't yell at me.
DENNIS: I need to jam the shears farther down, jam 'em in there!
DEE: Pull harder, and I will!
MAC: Dude, you should get a doctor to do this.
CHARLIE: Oh, look at me! The millionaire who goes to see doctors! Come on. Just pull the damn crowbar
DENNIS: Okeydokey.
MAC: Charlie, you want the cast off? That's what you wanted. That's what you were asking for.
FRANK: Just soak it in hot water, and it gets soft and it peels right off, piece by piece.
DEE: What do you know about anything? What are you even doing here? Why are you still here?
FRANK: Just want to be part of the gang.
DEE: You're not part of our gang.
DENNIS: You're not part of the gang either, Dee, so forget that.
DEE: Yes, I am.
DENNIS: You're not. The gang is me, Mac and Charlie. That's the gang.
FRANK: Dennis, let your sister be part of the gang.
DENNIS: She can't be part of the gang.
DEE: Why would you say that?
DENNIS: Is she part of the gang?
CHARLIE: What gang?
MAC: I have no idea what you're talking about.
DEE: Come on! Pull on it!
FRENKEL: Hello. Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner.
ALL: Yeah, that's us. We're the owners.
FRENKEL: My name is Ari Frenkel. I just bought the building next door.
ALL: Oh! Great, man. That's awesome.
FRENKEL: I purchased it a few months ago, but I was just able to move my family into Philadelphia.
ALL: Ah, yeah. Where from?
FRENKEL: Israel. Just got to be too dangerous you know, with everything that's happening.
DENNIS: Well, that's a tough situation you got over there.
MAC: You got that whole tsunami. No? Well, the Superdome thing that -- Charlie?
CHARLIE: No, there's no Superdome.
MAC: It's one of those places over there.
CHARLIE: It's a different country.
MAC: Why don't you shut up?
FRENKEL: Never mind. I had a... Anyway, I just yeah, it's all good. Stopped over to give you this.
DENNIS: What is this?
FRENKEL: It's a notice to vacate.
DENNIS: What?
Yeah, according to the zoning grid, the piece of property that I purchased extends exactly 100 feet to the north. Anything south of that dividing line belongs to me.
DENNIS: Well, where's the dividing line?
FRENKEL: Mmm, right about here.
DENNIS: What? Bullshit!
FRENKEL: Gonna need you outta here in a week.
FRANK: You can't do that.
DENNIS: Dad, stay out of this. We can handle it, all right?
CHARLIE: L-Look-Look, man! I don't know how you guys do things in What was it? Israel.
MAC: Israel.
CHARLIE: Israel or whatever, but this is America! You can't just come in here and steal our land from us.
FRENKEL: I'm pretty sure that's how this country was founded in the first place.
DENNIS: What are you saying? You're making things up now.
MAC:I don't know what that means. Does anybody know what that means? If you're talkin' shit about America, we are gonna kick your ass.
FRANKEL: I'm sure you will.
DENNIS: This is our bar.
FRENKEL: Your bar is on my land. Good-bye, gentlemen.
DENNIS: What are we gonna do?
DENNIS: I just need to get some leverage here.
CHARLIE: Okay.
DENNIS: Just pull.
CHARLIE: I'm tryin'to pull it, dude.
DEE: Pull harder, Dennis.
DENNIS: If I pull harder - it's gonna dig into his leg.
DEE: Don't yell at me.
DENNIS: I need to jam the shears farther down, jam 'em in there!
DEE: Pull harder, and I will!
MAC: Dude, you should get a doctor to do this.
CHARLIE: Oh, look at me! The millionaire who goes to see doctors! Come on. Just pull the damn crowbar
DENNIS: Okeydokey.
MAC: Charlie, you want the cast off? That's what you wanted. That's what you were asking for.
FRANK: Just soak it in hot water, and it gets soft and it peels right off, piece by piece.
DEE: What do you know about anything? What are you even doing here? Why are you still here?
FRANK: Just want to be part of the gang.
DEE: You're not part of our gang.
DENNIS: You're not part of the gang either, Dee, so forget that.
DEE: Yes, I am.
DENNIS: You're not. The gang is me, Mac and Charlie. That's the gang.
FRANK: Dennis, let your sister be part of the gang.
DENNIS: She can't be part of the gang.
DEE: Why would you say that?
DENNIS: Is she part of the gang?
CHARLIE: What gang?
MAC: I have no idea what you're talking about.
DEE: Come on! Pull on it!
FRENKEL: Hello. Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner.
ALL: Yeah, that's us. We're the owners.
FRENKEL: My name is Ari Frenkel. I just bought the building next door.
ALL: Oh! Great, man. That's awesome.
FRENKEL: I purchased it a few months ago, but I was just able to move my family into Philadelphia.
ALL: Ah, yeah. Where from?
FRENKEL: Israel. Just got to be too dangerous you know, with everything that's happening.
DENNIS: Well, that's a tough situation you got over there.
MAC: You got that whole tsunami. No? Well, the Superdome thing that -- Charlie?
CHARLIE: No, there's no Superdome.
MAC: It's one of those places over there.
CHARLIE: It's a different country.
MAC: Why don't you shut up?
FRENKEL: Never mind. I had a... Anyway, I just yeah, it's all good. Stopped over to give you this.
DENNIS: What is this?
FRENKEL: It's a notice to vacate.
DENNIS: What?
Yeah, according to the zoning grid, the piece of property that I purchased extends exactly 100 feet to the north. Anything south of that dividing line belongs to me.
DENNIS: Well, where's the dividing line?
FRENKEL: Mmm, right about here.
DENNIS: What? Bullshit!
FRENKEL: Gonna need you outta here in a week.
FRANK: You can't do that.
DENNIS: Dad, stay out of this. We can handle it, all right?
CHARLIE: L-Look-Look, man! I don't know how you guys do things in What was it? Israel.
MAC: Israel.
CHARLIE: Israel or whatever, but this is America! You can't just come in here and steal our land from us.
FRENKEL: I'm pretty sure that's how this country was founded in the first place.
DENNIS: What are you saying? You're making things up now.
MAC:I don't know what that means. Does anybody know what that means? If you're talkin' shit about America, we are gonna kick your ass.
FRANKEL: I'm sure you will.
DENNIS: This is our bar.
FRENKEL: Your bar is on my land. Good-bye, gentlemen.
DENNIS: What are we gonna do?
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