Pissed (With Pie) Chris Moyles (Ft. Ed Sheeran)

[Moyles]
I wanna be drunk when I wake up
I wanna be drunk by 7 o'clock
I wanna be smashed before the world wakes
Pouring vodka not milk on my Corn Flakes

[Both]
No coffee 'cause I would not be drunk at all
I wanna be drunk by This Morning
'cause a bit of booze makes it less boring
Schofield, windshield I'm not very sober
I think I'll struggle to get through this song

[Sheerhan]
'cause I need some booze every once in a while
Helps me get through Jeremy Kyle
All dramas through lie detection
Mum fucked a member of One Direction
Pass the lager, let's stop the thinking and
Carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie

Maybe I'll stop drinking now
Stop my drinking now
Stop my drinking now
Or maybe just one more