Monster Truck 5 Wesley Willis

[Verse 1]
This band played at the Empty Bottle
About two hundred fifty people were at the rock show
The jam session was a killing floor
It whooped a donkey's ass

[Chorus]
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Monster Truck 5
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Monster Truck 5

[Verse 2]
The band played it on
The band got down like a Magikist
The crowd roared like a lion
The jam session whooped a llama's ass

[Chorus]
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Monster Truck 5
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Monster Truck 5

[Verse 3]
The show was over at last
A lot of people met the band
The rock 'n roll was awesome
It whooped a pony's ass with a belt