[Catherine, spoken]
He made me a cake.
The boy I love made me a cake. With his own two hands. I don't have a technique for a cake.
I have a technique for a door. You can open a door with your elbows.
The right fabric and a little pressure and you're good to go. Silk doesn't work. No friction.
I developed the technique in public bathrooms. I had no choice. I'd wash my hands, dry them, go to the door, grab the handle-
And wash them again.
Wash,
dry,
door,
wash,
dry,
door,
wash,
dry-
You get it.
It's called a "handle" because other people have - "handled" it.
He made me a cake.
The boy I love made me a cake. With his own two hands. I don't have a technique for a cake.
I have a technique for a door. You can open a door with your elbows.
The right fabric and a little pressure and you're good to go. Silk doesn't work. No friction.
I developed the technique in public bathrooms. I had no choice. I'd wash my hands, dry them, go to the door, grab the handle-
And wash them again.
Wash,
dry,
door,
wash,
dry,
door,
wash,
dry-
You get it.
It's called a "handle" because other people have - "handled" it.
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