[Verse 1]
Cold winter nights, used to get in silly fights
Over stupid football cards, I was 8, thinking I was hard (Damn)
But I wasn't, I was hanging with the boys, screaming, "Fuck god!"
Now don't call me mental retard, you just gotta be like me
And you gotta be by me, and you'll be likely
To make in, hol' on, lemme let you take this in
It was cold, I was shaking, shit
And I thought I made this shit
Hoping I would insperate the kids
Still got kicked in the nuts, hit in the butt
Had enough, wasn't giving a fuck
'Cause you can't kill the bigger the bully
Teachers thought I was dull
I hope they get eaten by gulls
I would start riots, make 'em charge like a bull
But fuck it, I guess I am kinda dumb
[Verse 2]
Okay, I just made into secondary school
I think I'll play the rules, I think I'll bring in tools
Won't try to play it cool, I will take the only stool
Let the others have the chairs, this time I'm gonna make it fair
This time, I'm finna care, gonna bring a pen to share
I won't play their stupid dares, I think I'm gonna cut my hair
Make it look better, around now my pee sprays like berretta
Cheesy boy, they call me "Lil' Cheddar"
I can't stand wearing a sweater, I ain't receiving no letters
But all to my credit, I have two subreddits
And if I look at where I'm headed
I think I might get it, I think I might get in
But my point in life isn't to make to college
I don't give a fuck 'bout my knowledge
I just wanna do what I want
And ignore all the cunts
And take my place at the front
So as my friends rollin' their blunts
I'll be in my home, taking a shit, that's making me grunt
Shit, my life's on the hunt
Shout out to Scruffy and Barney, my runts
Cold winter nights, used to get in silly fights
Over stupid football cards, I was 8, thinking I was hard (Damn)
But I wasn't, I was hanging with the boys, screaming, "Fuck god!"
Now don't call me mental retard, you just gotta be like me
And you gotta be by me, and you'll be likely
To make in, hol' on, lemme let you take this in
It was cold, I was shaking, shit
And I thought I made this shit
Hoping I would insperate the kids
Still got kicked in the nuts, hit in the butt
Had enough, wasn't giving a fuck
'Cause you can't kill the bigger the bully
Teachers thought I was dull
I hope they get eaten by gulls
I would start riots, make 'em charge like a bull
But fuck it, I guess I am kinda dumb
[Verse 2]
Okay, I just made into secondary school
I think I'll play the rules, I think I'll bring in tools
Won't try to play it cool, I will take the only stool
Let the others have the chairs, this time I'm gonna make it fair
This time, I'm finna care, gonna bring a pen to share
I won't play their stupid dares, I think I'm gonna cut my hair
Make it look better, around now my pee sprays like berretta
Cheesy boy, they call me "Lil' Cheddar"
I can't stand wearing a sweater, I ain't receiving no letters
But all to my credit, I have two subreddits
And if I look at where I'm headed
I think I might get it, I think I might get in
But my point in life isn't to make to college
I don't give a fuck 'bout my knowledge
I just wanna do what I want
And ignore all the cunts
And take my place at the front
So as my friends rollin' their blunts
I'll be in my home, taking a shit, that's making me grunt
Shit, my life's on the hunt
Shout out to Scruffy and Barney, my runts
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