Milk Milk Lemonade The Stupendium

[Intro]
Listen up! There's over one hundred beverage puns hidden in this song
Can ya find 'em all?

[Verse 1]
Tee off, brewed up and running
Ooh, long time comin'
You're cordially invited, squashin' sprites whilst run and gunnin'
Picture this, just a couple of cups
In a lot-e trouble, bubblin' up
Yeah, they went and made a deal with the devil
Should've heeded the kettle, now they're stuck in a rut
Kids inside of Hell's Casino!
Think they'd know bitter, what do we know?
Won so much, had a mountain due
King Dice sure as wouldn't pay the fee, no!
He'd pay their tab if they played
Clear the vault! Or become slaves!
Struck a deal, made a mockery of fair trade
Let's see how the dark lord does against some earl grey!
(Here's a real high class bout!)

[Chorus]
Milk, milk, lemonade
Around the corner, Satan waits
Suck it up, you've debts to pay
Don't forget the deal you made!
Milk, milk, lemonade
All swept up on a gay tirade!
This beverage needs leverage to ever get away