Wanderin’ Kyle Gordon

[Verse 1]
I killed a man in Kansas City 'cause I thought he read my mail
And I was forced to leave Missouri when I skipped out on my bail
And I got a union job in Tulsa removing lead from the county drains
And I split town when I robbed a Wendy's 'cause by the way, I love cocaine
And meth
Hoo-hah

[Chorus 1]
When I'm wanderin', that's my life
Well, I stayed up with a whore all night and now she's my wife
And when I'm wanderin', that's what I do
Well, you can find me, maybe, baby, upstairs with you
Makin' love, then I'm gone 'cause I am wanderin'

[Verse 2]
I went to jail in Tallahassee for hauling bootleg bacon grease
And I mеt Ronald Reagan's grandson and we got married for a week
For tax purposеs and also for sex
I got shot to death down in New Orleans, but they brought me back to life in a Creole bar
A Vodou shaman did some Vodou on me, then she stole four hundred bucks and keyed my car
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus 2]
When I'm wanderin', never knowing my old man
I tried to leave my wife last night, oh lord, and she shot me in the leg
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and when I'm wanderin', couldn't tell you half the things I did
Man, I know they're out there somewhere
Huh? What you talkin' 'bout? Fuck I know that I got kids?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, when I'm wanderin' and when the devil rings my bell
Well, only pussies go to Heaven, that's why I'm stayin' here in Hell