Coño Ka P’re Yano (PHL)

[Verse 1]
Paanong magmura ang coñong Ilokana?
"Okinam shet"
Paanong magdasal ang coñong relihiyosa?
"Lord, give us naman our bread"

[Koro]
How could you be so ugh
How could you be
How could you be so ugh, ugh!
How could you be so ugh
How could you be
How could you be so ugh, ugh, ugh!

[Verse 2]
What happened to my stuffed toy?
It's imported pa naman, you make destroy
Ikaw ha, you naughty boy
I'll donate you to Mang Unggoy

[Koro]
How could you be so ugh
How could you be
How could you be so ugh, ugh!
How could you be so ugh
How could you be
How could you be so ugh, ugh, ugh!