My Impression of My Jewish Mother On Christmas Jax (USA)
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[Verse 1]
If your mom isn't Jewish
You probably can't relate to this
Here's my impression of my Jewish Mother from New York on Christmas
[Verse 2]
Sure, you and your brother can have a Christmas gift!
You got 8 gifts on Hanukkah
But I guess we're rich
[Verse 3]
Why do you need a tree 'cause all your friends have one?
Is my dead Grandmother Judy's Menorah not good enough?
[Verse 4]
Stop asking me to cook
I'm not in the mood
Is everybody cool with Chinese food?
[Verse 5]
Tammy!
Merry Christmas!
My...my daughter told your daughter that Santa Claus wasn't real?
Uh-huh
Uh...Tammy I don't think my daughter would ruin Santa Claus for all the other kids just because we don't do Santa
If your mom isn't Jewish
You probably can't relate to this
Here's my impression of my Jewish Mother from New York on Christmas
[Verse 2]
Sure, you and your brother can have a Christmas gift!
You got 8 gifts on Hanukkah
But I guess we're rich
[Verse 3]
Why do you need a tree 'cause all your friends have one?
Is my dead Grandmother Judy's Menorah not good enough?
[Verse 4]
Stop asking me to cook
I'm not in the mood
Is everybody cool with Chinese food?
[Verse 5]
Tammy!
Merry Christmas!
My...my daughter told your daughter that Santa Claus wasn't real?
Uh-huh
Uh...Tammy I don't think my daughter would ruin Santa Claus for all the other kids just because we don't do Santa
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