Please No Squeeza da Banana Louis Prima

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Riley the cop would always stop
On the corner at Tony's stand
He'd help himself to anything
On which he could lay his hand

Riley did this quite often;
Plenty of fruit he would soften
'Til Tony got sore
And inwardly swore
Then he began to shout:

"Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
Because when-a you do dat
Den-a you make her flat
Hey! Please no squeeza da banana
'Cause!
When you squeeza da plum
You put-a him on the bum

You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat
You touch-a everyt'ing -
You push-a dis, you push-a dat
You never buy notting!
So please no squeeza da banana!
If you squeeza, Officer, please
Squeeza da coconut!

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