Please No Squeeza da Banana Louis Prima

Riley the cop would always stop
On the corner at Tony's stand
He'd help himself to anything
On which he could lay his hand

Riley did this quite often;
Plenty of fruit he would soften
'Til Tony got sore
And inwardly swore
Then he began to shout:

"Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
Because when-a you do dat
Den-a you make her flat
Hey! Please no squeeza da banana
'Cause!
When you squeeza da plum
You put-a him on the bum

You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat
You touch-a everyt'ing -
You push-a dis, you push-a dat
You never buy notting!
So please no squeeza da banana!
If you squeeza, Officer, please
Squeeza da coconut!