The Brock Baker Roast of Brock Baker Brock Baker (Ft. Filthy Frank, ​jacksfilms, Jon Cozart & Mikey Bolts)

[Intro]
Yeah, that's a quality tweet...
Oh, hello. You've probably never heard of me. Brock Baker's my name. People stopped watching me years ago and all my impressions sound the same. If you screened my videos in a theatre everyone would be booing. I'm so desperate for views I'm doing what everyone else is doing.

A roast myself challenge?
That sounds pretty awesome
I'll hop on this bandwagon
Quicker than Shane Dawson

But no, let me stop there
This is a roast about myself
I'm 30 years old
And I have toys on my shelf

Been on YouTube for 10 years
Got nothin' to show for it
Next time I'm on a bridge
I should just fuckin' go for it

(I'm talking about jumping. Off a bridge! But not really, that's an exaggeration. A bad joke. I'm full of those!)

Roast myself
I do this pretty much in all my videos anyway
Roast myself
'Til I was in my 20s, my Dad thought I was gay
Roast myself
I'm not, but this musical style isn't helping my case
I wish I had better teeth and a handsomer face (transition)