San Berdu The Vandals

Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave
And they're giving me the creeps by morning
Most girls, make noises in their sleep
And I hate to watch them eat and they're boring
You didn't rat when the lab caught fire
Throughout the Inland Empire-
You're my empress, and I crown you

Most girls that I've bin with before
Are fat and ugly ho's compared to you
Most girls, that I've known throughout my life
Always think they're right, but they're wrong- fucking wrong
But baby you're not like that
You understand me and it's not an act
You're an empress, and I crown you

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I wanna go with you and leave all this behind us
We'll live in San Berdu and sell the place in Cypress
Come on let's do it run away with me honey
We'll put a bunch of babies in your tummy
And fly away:

Most girls, I'd rather be alone and
I can't answer the phone cuz they're scaring me
Most girls, get psycho and they're mean and they
Always make a scene And they're threatening me
The time apart it didn't hurt us
And now I finished my community service
You're my empress, and I crown you