Funky Fresh Country Club Ugly Kid Joe

Funky fresh tunes and you're walking down the street
And you're trying to find the girl that you really want to meet
You're flying past the reef, and you're drinking shrunking heads
You wake up in the morning and you wish that you were dead

As you stagger home in the blackest form of night
The rollers out in force, baby, they're looking for a fight
You try to play the game, you try to pass the test
But the only thing in sight, baby, is the sight of your arrest

Jail cell, living hell
Chains off me I'm free
Doing time, one more time
Mine all mine all mine

Now the country club is cold and the country club is mean
The attendants at the country club ain't something to be seen
If you're messing with my girl, you're messing with your life
Cause I'm gonna cut you with a big, big, big, big, big, big, big knife, you bet your fuckin' life!

Now as you stagger home in the blackest form of night
The rollers out in force, baby, they're looking for a fight
You try to play the game, you try to pass the test
But the only thing in sight, baby, is the sight of your arrest

Jail cell, living hell
Chains off me I'm free
Doing time, one more time
Mine all mine all mine