Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark
Trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
He's such a mean old man
He's such a mean old man
His sister Shelly works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter
Takes him out to look to look at the Queen
The only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
He's such a dirty old man
He's such a dirty old man
Hey Mean Mr. Mustard
Such a dirty, dirty Mean Mr. Mustard
Such a dirty, dirty Mean Mr. Mustard
Shaves in the dark
Trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
He's such a mean old man
He's such a mean old man
His sister Shelly works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter
Takes him out to look to look at the Queen
The only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
He's such a dirty old man
He's such a dirty old man
Hey Mean Mr. Mustard
Such a dirty, dirty Mean Mr. Mustard
Such a dirty, dirty Mean Mr. Mustard
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