99 Biker Friends Bowling for Soup

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Such a big man, such a little chick
I think it all goes back to your tiny
Pick-up truck in the driveway
With a sticker on the window, "Rest in Peace #3"
Tell all your friends how you put her in her place
Seven pounds of make-up just to hide her beat-up face
Such a pretty face

[Chorus]
It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends that want to kick your ass
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[Verse 2]
You tell her that you're sorry
Blame it on the beer
Your dad was mean to you
Your friends think you're an asshole
And I do too
Overcompensating, for your small shoes
Taking her away, but you won't say when
Hold her in your arms tell her this won't happen again
When will this end?