Dentist Original Off-Broadway Cast of Little Shop of Horrors (Ft. Franc Luz, Jennifer Leigh Warren, Leilani Jones & Sheila Kay Davis)

[ORIN]
When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON, spoken]
What did she say?

[ORIN]
She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay"

[ORIN, (GIRLS)]
"You'll be a dentist (You'll be a dentist)
You have a talent for causing things pain"
(Pain)
"Son, be a dentist (Son, be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane."
(Inhumane)
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood (Ooh)
And teaching would suit you still less (Ooh)

[ALL FOUR]
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success