Airport Sushi Saturday Night Live (Ft. Beck Bennett, Bowen Yang, Cecily Strong, Chris Redd, David Byrne, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mulaney, Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson & Pete Davidson)

(Spoken)
[CHARLIE'S FRIEND]
Yeah, I'll get this Chobani yogurt with no spoon to eat it with, please

[CHARLIE]
Yeah, and I'd like a bottle of water that will roll to the back of the plane as soon as we take off

[CLERK]
Alright, a 15 dollar Dasani water, extra plastic

[CHARLIE]
And you know what? I will grab, uh, the sushi, too

[CLERK]
I'm sorry?

[CHARLIE]
This, uh, sushi, you know? The spicy tuna roll that's sitting in the display case next to the ham-and-cheese panini

[CLERK]
You're s-sure you want to eat the sushi?

[CHARLIE'S FRIEND]
You're buying sushi at LaGuardia Airport? Have you lost your damn mind?

[CHARLIE]
Well, I want a nice balance of carbs and protein. Just sell me the sushi, man