Stupid Injunction Dan Bull

[Hook]
Roll up! Roll up!
Whatever your dysfunction
Conceal it from the public
With a super-injunction
If you plan to cover up
Your extra-marital seduction
Your Samaritans are "embarristers"
Who'll put up an obstruction

[Verse 1]
It costs 50 to a 100K
So if you've got enough to
Throw that kind of money away
You're A-OK
But for the rest of us
Who struggle to get as much
And as such must settle
For Tesco's own breakfast puffs
It's never enough
Plus it's evident, look;
Freedom of speech just took
A ferking terrible cut
But in the digital age
It is inevitable that
Just a simple Twitter page
Can make incredible ruptures
When someone's got the gumption
To publish your compunction
Then covering it up
Becomes tougher than tungsten
You and I can't do it
But the dude with the funds can
Its ferking fun to use a super-injunction