[Verse 1]
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare I take a drive?
Push the limit, it's a wonder how I stay alive
They think I'm crazy and I am, but every day I thrive
They said a tab of this will get you there, I'm taking five
I smuggle drugs and hella liquor right through TSA
I mean in my belly, I did it all when I was on the way
My Uber driver ain't know what the fuck was going on
I walked in shirtless he was like "Hey man, can you throw one on?"
I'm with a blonde and my Johnson is what she's blowing on
I'm in the backseat, I nut, she catch it like a Pokémon
The 9th Wonder of the world and still got it going on
I stay providing, it's your track that I am flowing on
Life would be different if I ever had a fuck to give
Remember saying "eh, I just need enough to live"
But now I'm rich and I'm a greedy selfish asshole
Patrick Bateman, swear my life is really that roll
They say "Your alcohol abuse will take a bad toll, there's bags under your eyes and you're not even that old"
(Bitch, shut the fuck up) What was that?
Eh, what? I think I'm hard of hearing
I'm ordering hookers online until they start appearing
I busted all over her makeup and it started smearing
Tears of joy, she's so bad that I started tearing
Like you're too pretty to be doing this for a living
But then I snapped out of it like "What the fuck I'm thinking?"
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare I take a drive?
Push the limit, it's a wonder how I stay alive
They think I'm crazy and I am, but every day I thrive
They said a tab of this will get you there, I'm taking five
I smuggle drugs and hella liquor right through TSA
I mean in my belly, I did it all when I was on the way
My Uber driver ain't know what the fuck was going on
I walked in shirtless he was like "Hey man, can you throw one on?"
I'm with a blonde and my Johnson is what she's blowing on
I'm in the backseat, I nut, she catch it like a Pokémon
The 9th Wonder of the world and still got it going on
I stay providing, it's your track that I am flowing on
Life would be different if I ever had a fuck to give
Remember saying "eh, I just need enough to live"
But now I'm rich and I'm a greedy selfish asshole
Patrick Bateman, swear my life is really that roll
They say "Your alcohol abuse will take a bad toll, there's bags under your eyes and you're not even that old"
(Bitch, shut the fuck up) What was that?
Eh, what? I think I'm hard of hearing
I'm ordering hookers online until they start appearing
I busted all over her makeup and it started smearing
Tears of joy, she's so bad that I started tearing
Like you're too pretty to be doing this for a living
But then I snapped out of it like "What the fuck I'm thinking?"
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