Wilhelmina Waltz Chonny Jash

[Intro: Narrator]
And now, if you would allow me the honour
I'd like to hand your attention over to our most eternal of friends
And most infernal of fiends
To sing an ode to love and longing
And to declare war against the frailties of mortality
Here, all the way from Transylvania, or was it Wallachia?
Is Vlad Țepeș Dracula and his Wilhelmina Waltz

[Verse 1: Dracula]
Oh, arise, my darling, I'm so glad to see you wake
It's nearly nine of the clock now, it's beginning to get late
So please, do come quick
I don't think that it's quite done yet
Before our blood moon rises, let us watch the scarlet sunset

[Verse 2: Dracula]
These crimson rays set my heart ablaze when you shimmer, sweet and pure
And the blood it pumps goes to another place
When you act so damn demure
"Harker" scathes far too harsh a cadence for a woman of your allure
Brand me forward, but I think "Wilhelmina Dracula" suits you more

[Chorus: Dracula]
So darling, can you dance a waltz in five?
One step for every fool that tries their hardest to conspire and connive
Van Helsing the Dullard, Jonathan beloved and the other three
Bah, blast them all, what need we of men
When we bathe in the eternity?