Vote Brand X Peter Hammill

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]
Here's the modern political man, for sure he's nobody's fool
Believes in media coverage as a promotional tool
Trust in him because he's got the right face;
Just in case you harbour doubt
Here is a slogan to tout

[Verse 2]
He's such a principled man, all heart, ruled by his brain:
You've seen the TV commercials, you've seen the poster campaign
You've seen the ads in the papers, there's nothing else to explain
Just some words to maximise the market
Just a message that will reach the target
Promises that turn to dust
He is a man you can trust
He is a man you can trust
This is a man of the people in politics now

[Bridge]
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