One Normal Night Andrew Lippa (Ft. Bebe Neuwirth, Carolee Carmello, Kevin Chamberlin, Krysta Rodriguez, Nathan Lane, Terrence Mann & Wesley Taylor)

WEDNESDAY:
They're normal people
Not like you
Not like me
Please, can't we be an average family?

One normal night
That's all I want
That's all I need from you
One normal house
Without a mouse
To feed a plant or two
You must admit we aren't what people call "laid back"
So can't we muse a bit, and lose the basic black?
Whoa, one normal night
With normal people on their way
Just one normal night
(spoken)
What do you say?

MORTICIA:
One normal night?

WEDNESDAY:
To be polite
To do the least you can