Behind the Walls: A Black Comedy Kendrick Lamar

[Corey Holcomb]
Yeah, yeah. So, y'all all curious. That's fine. That's fine, man. I'm – look, I'm a tell ya how ya boy, Moochie, landed his ass in this goddamn slammer. It was Kendrick. Yeah, Kendrick Lamar.

[Prisoner]
Yeah, right. This motherfucker.

[Corey Holcomb]
That's right. Shit was wild, goddamnit.

[Prisoner]
This motherfucker.

[Corey Holcomb]
We had a ball. Ay, nigga, you ain't gotta believe me, nigga. Goddamnit.

[Prisoner]
He's just talkin' about it.

[Corey Holcomb]
Man, you ain't been in here that long. Your perm still new. So, anyways. You know what I'm sayin'? We had some strippers. They let us do everything we wanted to do, touch anything we wanted to touch. I was puttin' my finger in places, but my nail 'bout to fall off.

["These Walls"]

[Driver]
Kill these motherfuckers. You hear me?
[Back seat passenger]
I hear you.

[Driver]
Get that money and come out.

[Back seat passenger]
Man, you should a heard what this li'l' nigga was talkin', man. Talkin' so much shit on the block. Man, I been tryin' to tell ya. He talkin' 'bout he gon' get more money than me, he gon' get more money than you. I said, "Fuck this motherfucker, man. This li'l' motherfucker 'bout to get hit right now. Fuck him. Fuck this motherfucker right now."

[Kendrick Lamar]
Man, Malcolm, shut the fuck up. We gon' go in here, get the money, get out. Simple as that.

[Back seat passenger]
But you ain't hear what he said.

[Terry Crews]
Nigga, I'm a smoke yo' ass. Now you fi'n' a get smoked, talkin' shit. What, bitch? What? What? Let's go. Let's go. Come on. You're talkin' that shit. Where is this motherfucker? Nigga, fuck outta here.

[Dancer]
What the fuck, man?

["Hit the Quan"]

[Terry Crews]
People can get murdered. Yeah. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah. What? What? What? What? Pull him up. Uh. We 'bout to murder this shit. Murder this. Murder that. Yeah. Murder that and this. Ha, we killin' this bitch. We killin' this bitch. We killin' it. Get the fuck up. Get your standin' on, niggas. It's a stand-on, motherfucker. Y'all ain't seen no shit like this.