Jerry: Welcome back to the Jerry Swinger Show. Today's show talks about women who feels neglected in relationships. Now today we have on our show Mercedes and we also have her boyfriend of 7 years, uhmm Ray-Ray?? Ro-Ro??
Ray-Ray: Nah, it's Ray-Ray motherfucker!
Jerry: Now that's what I've said. Now Mercedes why do you feel neglected by Leroy?
Ray-Ray: Ray-Ray MOTHERFUCKER!
Mercedes: It's Ray-Ray. And i'm tired of Ray-Ray's bullshit. I'm tired of ... Listen Jerry listen, I won't be asking for much. This fat motherfucker every now and then to fucking wash my feet and maybe take the wax out of my ears
Jerry: Well you should've married a Q-Tip!
(Crowd chants 'Jerry' multiple times)
Ray-Ray: Ayo, hold up, hold up, hold up ya'll! Let me say something hold up. Maybe I will wash her feet sometimes if she was the real woman
Jerry: How real do you have to be to get your feet washed?
Ray-Ray: Shit, I'm realer than that bitch
Jerry: Calm down, calm down. I'm just kidding. Uhhm well Ray-Ray I believe that Mercedes has brought you all the way down here to tell you something. Now Mercedes what is it that you have to tell Ray-Ray?
Mercedes: Well Jerry, I feel since Ray-Ray has been neglecting me. I feel that I had to get out and get another man
(Crowd 'oohs')
Jerry: Another man. Well, would you all like to see, what's his name?
Ray-Ray: Nah, it's Ray-Ray motherfucker!
Jerry: Now that's what I've said. Now Mercedes why do you feel neglected by Leroy?
Ray-Ray: Ray-Ray MOTHERFUCKER!
Mercedes: It's Ray-Ray. And i'm tired of Ray-Ray's bullshit. I'm tired of ... Listen Jerry listen, I won't be asking for much. This fat motherfucker every now and then to fucking wash my feet and maybe take the wax out of my ears
Jerry: Well you should've married a Q-Tip!
(Crowd chants 'Jerry' multiple times)
Ray-Ray: Ayo, hold up, hold up, hold up ya'll! Let me say something hold up. Maybe I will wash her feet sometimes if she was the real woman
Jerry: How real do you have to be to get your feet washed?
Ray-Ray: Shit, I'm realer than that bitch
Jerry: Calm down, calm down. I'm just kidding. Uhhm well Ray-Ray I believe that Mercedes has brought you all the way down here to tell you something. Now Mercedes what is it that you have to tell Ray-Ray?
Mercedes: Well Jerry, I feel since Ray-Ray has been neglecting me. I feel that I had to get out and get another man
(Crowd 'oohs')
Jerry: Another man. Well, would you all like to see, what's his name?
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