Her lips are red as roses
Her skin as smooth as butter
When she smiles in your direction
Your heart is all aflutter
She seems like an angel sent down from above
When you're falling in love
Your friends are disgusted when they see you acting mushy
When you talk to her on the phone you sound like a humongous pussy
The second you leave everybody makes fun of you
When you're falling in love with someone new
You blow off your uncle's funeral when she gets cramps at the very last minute
You throw out a picture of your whole family because your ex-girlfriend was in it
You bail on a UFC fight because she got tickets to a cornfield maze
You ignore your friends you've known your entire life for someone you've known for six days
If you accidentally make a farty
You quickly fire up incense wood
You go with her to see her brother's Maroon 5 cover band
And you say, "you know they were actually pretty good"
You throw away your Black Sabbath T-shirt and start shopping at J. Crew
When you're falling in love with someone new
You deliberate over every word before you send her a midnight text
You carefully wash your balls if there's a 5% chance you'll have chance
She says you're so much happier since you threw your bong away and you sheepishly pretend that's true
When you're in love with someone new
Her skin as smooth as butter
When she smiles in your direction
Your heart is all aflutter
She seems like an angel sent down from above
When you're falling in love
Your friends are disgusted when they see you acting mushy
When you talk to her on the phone you sound like a humongous pussy
The second you leave everybody makes fun of you
When you're falling in love with someone new
You blow off your uncle's funeral when she gets cramps at the very last minute
You throw out a picture of your whole family because your ex-girlfriend was in it
You bail on a UFC fight because she got tickets to a cornfield maze
You ignore your friends you've known your entire life for someone you've known for six days
If you accidentally make a farty
You quickly fire up incense wood
You go with her to see her brother's Maroon 5 cover band
And you say, "you know they were actually pretty good"
You throw away your Black Sabbath T-shirt and start shopping at J. Crew
When you're falling in love with someone new
You deliberate over every word before you send her a midnight text
You carefully wash your balls if there's a 5% chance you'll have chance
She says you're so much happier since you threw your bong away and you sheepishly pretend that's true
When you're in love with someone new
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