[Intro: "Memaw" Barbara Musgraves]
We had a girl that came in with a drug overdose the other day
And she got real belligerent, and she bit one of the nurses (Oh man)
I mean, she bit, and you could see every tooth (Oh, no)
It took two or three of us to get her off of her
It's a crazy Wednesday
[Verse 1]
We finally got a flashing light
They put it in last year
And everybody got real happy
When the grocery store got beer
And last time the census men came a-knocking
We were busting at the seams
[Refrain]
Aw, but don't you forget it, as big as we're getting
This town's too small to be mean
[Verse 2]
Big enough for a zip code
A VFW
A good Mexican restaurant
A beauty shop or two
We got a Methodist, a Baptist
And a Church of the Nazarene
We had a girl that came in with a drug overdose the other day
And she got real belligerent, and she bit one of the nurses (Oh man)
I mean, she bit, and you could see every tooth (Oh, no)
It took two or three of us to get her off of her
It's a crazy Wednesday
[Verse 1]
We finally got a flashing light
They put it in last year
And everybody got real happy
When the grocery store got beer
And last time the census men came a-knocking
We were busting at the seams
[Refrain]
Aw, but don't you forget it, as big as we're getting
This town's too small to be mean
[Verse 2]
Big enough for a zip code
A VFW
A good Mexican restaurant
A beauty shop or two
We got a Methodist, a Baptist
And a Church of the Nazarene
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