It Isn’t Too Late To Be Famous Fascinating Aida

(Dillie: sung)
I’m going out in a see-through dress and underwear by Prada
Get myself snapped at the latest club in a very provocative pose
A very provocative pose
And if I’m not in the papers tomorrow, next night I’ll try harder
Dance on the bar with Mickey Rourke wearing even fewer clothes
Even fewer clothes...

Ohhh it...
Isn’t too late, it isn’t too late, it isn’t too late to be famous
So many people vying for space, you’ve really got to be shameless
Stumble out into the night, show the world me cellulite
Always smiley, just like Kylie, I’m gonna be famous!

(Liza: spoken)
Hello! Thank you, thank you, I am sorry that I’m late everyone
I’ve just jetted in from Marrakech where I’ve been having the latest Ayurvedic treatment;
I’ve been sucking the life source out of a small Indian child
I feel much better...

(Liza: sung)
I’m hanging with the next generation, Kelly and Pixie and Peaches
Double voddies at Bungalow 8 with James and Elizabeth Jagger
James and Elizabeth Jagger
Snorting up and dropping some K with a double of City leeches
Photographed by a pap from Nuts, perfecting my drunken swagger
Perfecting my drunken swagger...