If I Was an Inkling Random Encounters

If I were an Inkling, that'd be off the hook!
Everywhere I'd go, I'd make a splash!
Testing messy weapons, sport a sweet new look
But best of all I'd be in Smash!

I may look like a kid, but I fight like a squid
Because I'm a double threat!
I got bombs and ink, a brush - don't blink!
Cause you ain't seen nothin' yet!
I'll defend my turf for all I'm worth!
Don't judge me by my size!
I don't need a squad, this cephlapod's
An x-rank in disguise!

All the little Inklings shouting, "Booya! Booya!"
"This is our time! Now the turf war is over!"
All the little Woomys gonna sock it to ya!
Making their bow in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate now!

If I was an Inkling, life would be so frеsh!
Decked out with a brush and slosher pail!
Wеaring trendy styles, all my clothes would mesh!
And I could show my friends my killer wail!

Sure, I'm new in town, but I'm fully down
For a Moray Towers brawl!
I can sneak and slide through my ink and hide
Like a ninja squid, y'all!
Fighting Fox or Chrom, I can drop the bomb
I got all the coolest toys!
And I'll bump you, chump, with a super jump
Cause you're in my world now, boys!