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Hey, Hey, Laaaaa scibbidowa ladatata...

This girl named Pam from Amsterdam
Her language i did not understand
Than she held out some marihuana
She said it was the best in all the land

And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what)
I'm tired waking up on the floor (say what)
I said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze
Than i get pulled over by popo

This rapboy i know from New Mexico
Spoke than he shook my hand (how u doin')
Than he pulled out a ten pound bag of cocaine
He said it was the best in all the land

And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what)
I'm tired waking up on the floor (say what)
I said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze
Than i get pulled over by popo

This countryboy from Tennessee (hey)
He smiled than he shook my hand (alright)
Than he pulled out some moonshine whiskey
He said it was the best in all the land (yeah)