The Scarlet Pimpernel Frank Wildhorn and Nan Knighton (Ft. Douglass Sills)

[PERCY]
Lud love me such conjecturing
Could drive a man insane!
And I'm the one to set
This gossip quite to rest
The Pimpernel is me!

[MARGUERITE]
Indeed, and I'm the queen of Spain!

[ARMAND]
The Pimpernel is nothing
But a nosy pest!

[A WOMAN]
No, the vicar says the Pimpernel's
A bishop in disguise

[MARIE]
Who gives absolution
Night and day!

[A MANSERVANT]
Stuff and nonsense! Don't you know
He's a maharajah from Bombay?