Cartoon Orgie K-Rino

[Verse 1]
I went to a 'Cartoon Orgie', about a quarter to two
Saw Miss Piggy jacking off Winnie-the-Pooh
Yosemite Sam was fussing at this freak
'Cause he heard she been riding Daffy Duck all week
Now Heathcliff smooth pulled up smooth driving a Caddy
Hounding the shit out of Peppermint Patty
Popeye boned Olive Oyl to the finish
What he ate that night made him say, "Fuck spinach!"
Two of the Chipmunks had skipped a class
Now Casper's in the back making friends with that ass
Yogi caught Boo-Boo in the sack with Ranger Smith
They call him Boo-Boo because he's full of shit
Shaggy and Scooby-Doo was having a fight
Over who was gonna get to fuck Daphne that night
Snagglepuss stepped up and said, "Be cool
Y'all ain't getting shit, she on her period fools"
Lion-O said I'll be back tomorrow
I'll have me a ho if I can catch Cheetara
Speedy Gonzales said, "Forget it, I'll stop her"
Put some Spanish Fly in her milk, then he popped her
Goofy was fucking Wonder Woman undercover
She was burnt so he used Plastic Man as a rubber
Fred came with Wilma but he couldn't cut it
So Woody pecked that ass till Fat Albert nutted, yo
Oil Can Harry was tryna be slick
So Mighty Mouse came and beat him down real quick
A knock on the front door broke all the fun up
Bugs Bunny busted in holding a gun up