Kimmy Goes Roller Skating! Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

[Scene begins in Kimmy and Titus's apartment during the Holiday Season]

KIMMY: Merry Christmas! I made everyone stockings. Lillian. Titus. Yours truly. Mimi. (Mimi Snores) And Murasaki.
TITUS: (speaking Japanese) Murasaki doesn't do Christmas.
KIMMY: Gosh, I love Christmas. The music, untangling things, putting lights outdoors and trees indoors. Say what? And we're all together with so much to celebrate: special friendships and new adventures and giving a final "Later, gator" to the problems of yester...(belches) . Yester...urp.You heard me.
LILLIAN: Honey, you should see a doctor. It's like a mouse died in the walls of your body.

Door Clicks Open

SANTA: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas to all of youse!
KIMMY: Santa?
TITUS: Santa.

Titus kisses Santa

SANTA: Oh, I can't kiss you. I'm married.

Titus closes the door and door is immediately opened again by Jackie

JACKIE: The Jews took my painting.
LILLIAN: Now it's a party.(chuckles)

Side window opens, Sonja enters

SONJA: Ho, ho, ho. You ho.
KIMMY: Sonja?
SONJA: I'm gonna kill you.