Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself ​of Montreal

[Verse 1]
I know this kid with really long hair
Likes to kiss you in public places
He gives good looks
And really pretty conversations, hey, hey
I'm not like him, I don't speak well in any place

[Verse 2]
I know this kid with a really nice clique
Likes to drag you into places
He takes nice walks
And would like to add you to his list
I know this kid with really nice feet
And really big teeth, hey, hey
I'm not like him, I don't ask much of you to hang out with me

[Verse 3]
I know this kid with a really nice face
And a really special personality
He likes to stay out, sees and notes the goings-on
Always likes to be in the center, hey
I'm not like him, I don't ask much of you to hang out with me

[Outro]
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