Bitch, Bitch, Bitch Frank Wildhorn (Ft. Christine Pedi, Jekyll & Hyde Concept Cast & Willy Falk)

[LADY BEACONSFIELD]
Lord and Lady Hare
Fighting over there
Darling, do beware
She's a bitch!

[LORD SAVAGE]
Lady Aberdare's
Having an affair
With the butler there
Just her niche!

[VICIOUS PARTY GUESTS]
Fine party
Divine party
A touch tarty
But stinkin' rich!

[LADY BEACONSFIELD]
What a pretty smile
Mrs Grenville-Heath!
Pity they are not all her teeth

[LORD SAVAGE]
Lord de Vere as well
He's as queer as hell
And bi-sexuelle
Likes to switch!