The Tale of Brad Starlight Wander Over Yonder

[Wander & Brad Starlight]
I sing the tale of Brad Starlight
A worthy, brave, and daring knight
He helped a crone to cross the street
Now more dangerous!
Though it was lava 'neath his feet
Put in that I fought a bear, so they know how strong I am
He wrestled large and scary bears
And come on, an old crone? Yuck! Make it a pretty lady!
All to help a maiden fair
Heh, yes, she totally wants to smooch me
Then his sidekick brave and true...