It’s a Privilege to Pee Mark Hollmann (Ft. Hunter Foster, Ken Jennings & Nancy Opel)

[Old Man Strong, spoken]
Bobby! Bobby, reason with the woman. I'm a little short this morning

[Bobby, spoken]
He's my Pa, Ms. Pennywise. Can't he come in for free? Just this once?

[Penny, spoken]
Get your head out of the clouds, Bobby Strong. No one gets in for free. Every morning, you all come here. And every morning some of you got reasons why ya ain't gonna pay. And I'm here to tell ya, ya is gonna pay!

[Old Man Strong, spoken]
In the name of God, Penny, what difference could it make?

[Penny, spoken]
What difference?!

(sung)
"Times are hard," "Our cash is tight,"
'"You've got no right," I've heard it all before
"Just this once" is once too much
Cause once they've onced, they'll want to once once more

I run the only toilet in this part of town, you see
So, if you've got to go, you've got to go through me

It's a privilege to pee
Water's worth it's weight in gold these days
No more bathrooms like in olden days
You come here and pay a fee
For the privilege to pee