Hyrule Warrior’s Heart Random Encounters

They sing songs! They tell tales!
About me, the Hyrule Warrior!
With my sword and my shield
And a satchel that's full of my junk!

I will slay every beast!
Every chest will be mine to plunder!
I'm the Hero of Time
With a Hyrule Warrior's heart!

LINK!
HYAAAAH! Er, I mean... Ganondorf, what are you doing here?!
That's none of your Chu Jelly, worm!
Whoa! Excuuuuse me, Princess, but I'm the Great Hyrule Warrior!
The only thing YOU'RE great at is getting pecked to death by chickens

Step aside! Or you'll die
At the hands of the Hyrule Warrior!
I'm too swift and too strong
For a hero who's wearing a dress! (It's a tunic!)

I'll bathe in your blood!
Though bathing isn't my strong suit...
I may smell like a pig
But I've a Hyrule Warrior's heart!