That’s What Girls Are For Steel Panther

I wanna make one thing crystal clear
When I want an ice old beer
Get it real quick and say "yes, dear"
Those are the words that I wanna hear

We'll get along - you will see
Focus on taking care of me
You gotta make me a priority
Cuz I'm a pretty bitchin' commodity

Dear old dad, well now he's dead
But when he was alive he always said
"make those bitches take care of you
Cause that's what women were born to do!"

That's what girls are for... That's what girls are for!
Cleaning, baking, hot love making
That's what girls are for... That's what girls are for!
Taking directions, giving me erections

Do my laundry - pay my bills
Crush my Oxycontin pills
Clean the sheets where my manjuice spills
On the weekend you can roto-till

You'll see it's a way of life
Do a good job and you can be my wife!
Load my guns and sharpen my knife
Just kidding you ain't gonna be my wife!