Kids Harry MacAfee, Mae Peterson, Albert Peterson, Randolph MacAfee (Ft. Bryan Russell (child actor), Dick Van Dyke, Maureen Stapleton & Paul Lynde)

[HARRY]
Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They are disobedient
Disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, sloppy, lazy, loafers!
And while we're on the subject:
Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?

[MAE]
Kids!
I have tried to raise you the best I could
Kids!
All the things I've done were for your own good
Kids!
Can't you once appreciate
How I've sacrificed?
Working, slaving, scrimping, saving, pennies!
And living with your father
Kids!
No one knows the burdens I've had to bear
And in my condition
Kids!
I'm a poor sick woman and does he care? Ha!
Go on go on and kill me
That's what its coming to
When a mother has kids like you