Be Our Bachelor CollegeHumor
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Be our guest
Be our guest
Eating solo is the best
Use the napkin you still have, cherie
From ordering Chinese
I am old
I am older
You use me as a potholder
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
Don't believe us?
Ask the dishes!
Fuck Off!
We can break
Paper plates
Saving time to masturbate
You bought me because you wanted to lose weight
Seriously bro, the fat just slides right off
Pull up a chair or beanbag
On your lap, a jizz rag
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Eating solo is the best
Use the napkin you still have, cherie
From ordering Chinese
I am old
I am older
You use me as a potholder
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
Don't believe us?
Ask the dishes!
Fuck Off!
We can break
Paper plates
Saving time to masturbate
You bought me because you wanted to lose weight
Seriously bro, the fat just slides right off
Pull up a chair or beanbag
On your lap, a jizz rag
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
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