GIRL (spoken)
Janie's mom said God's a woman. That's not true, right?
MOM (spoken)
Well, honey, different religions believe different things. Let's see which one makes sense to you!
Catholics believe the Pope is magic
When he sits in his fancy chair
They eat God's body once a week
It tastes like paper but they don't care
Don't stay late at church or you might
End up with a priest in a dark room
Jesus wants your donations
He came to Earth so he could die
GIRL (spoken)
That doesn't make sense!
MOM
Okay then, we'll move on
Have you heard of Islam?
Allah will judge the infidels
Mohammed flew on a white horse
The rules are from 610 AD
But they try to follow them still, of course
Janie's mom said God's a woman. That's not true, right?
MOM (spoken)
Well, honey, different religions believe different things. Let's see which one makes sense to you!
Catholics believe the Pope is magic
When he sits in his fancy chair
They eat God's body once a week
It tastes like paper but they don't care
Don't stay late at church or you might
End up with a priest in a dark room
Jesus wants your donations
He came to Earth so he could die
GIRL (spoken)
That doesn't make sense!
MOM
Okay then, we'll move on
Have you heard of Islam?
Allah will judge the infidels
Mohammed flew on a white horse
The rules are from 610 AD
But they try to follow them still, of course
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