I’ve Got a Little List Family Guy

[Verse 1: Stewie]
As someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list — I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed
There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's black
The girl you date who doesn't get the jokes in Caddyshack
The Asian guy who cuts in front of every single line
And Britney Spears for accidentally showing her vagine
And Bill O' Reilly's ineffective dermatologist
They'd none of them be missed — they'd none of them be missed

[Chorus: Male Chorus]
He's got them on the list
He's got them on the list
And they'd none of them be missed
They'd none of them be missed

[Verse 2: Stewie]
There's the guy behind the news reporter waving like a fool
And Senator Bill Frist; I've got him on the list
And the fat kid smiling warmly while he's peeing in the pool
He never would be missed — he never would be missed
There's the foul-smelling boy who comes to school in camouflage
And every bleeding member of the cast of Entourage
And while we're on the subject, HBO deserves a whack
For ending The Sopranos with a fucking cut to black
And guys who, when you shake their hand, just bump you with their fist
I don't think they'd be missed — I'm sure they'd not be missed