Idiot Savant The Queers

You know he read a couple books
And now he shoots me dirty looks
As if he thinks he's better than me
A condescending attitude
Well, I hate to tell you, dude
Can't buy a vowel on your SATs

Some cruel prick told him he's on the ball
Don't hold your breath waiting for Mensa to call

He's an idiot savant, first-class moron
He's an idiot savant, jackass indeed
He's an idiot savant, one minute pushing a mop
The next studying geometry

He really made his parents proud
A regular magna cum laude
Valedictorian of the urinal set
Is he a genius? Listen, bud
The man splits atoms with his butt
Don't need his fingers to count to ten

He's a Renaissance man of the world, he's doing well
He's close to learning how to tie his shoelaces without help

He's an idiot savant, he's a cloth-eared flop
He's an idiot savant, an imbecile indeed
He's an idiot savant, an Ivy League retard
Making his way to a PhD