Bad Howard Ashman (Ft. Alan Menken)

Heh heh ha ha ha ha ha ha

(sung)
I used to hear the people talk about that old King Kong
They used to say he was the meanest but them folks was wrong!
He climbed the Empire State - the building ain't that big
Shoot, I could climb in half the time but climbing ain't my gig
I'm just bad (Bad)
Oh, I'm bad
Boy I'm bad

You know Godzilla was a monster, he was mighty mean
Now even I had to respect him, 'cause the boy was green
But when he said to me, "Hey, Audrey, you ain't all that tough"
I had to show that leapin' lizard I was tough enough

He said gad
Don't get mad
Boy, you're bad

That's right I'm bad (Bad)
Bad (Bad)
So I ain't worried 'bout your biggest guns
I'm just too bad (Bad)
Bad (Bad)
I'm ten feet tall and weigh at least two tonnes
I'm extra bad (Bad)
Bad (Bad)
Go on and bitch and whine and wail and curse
Too bad I'm bad (Bad)
Bad (Bad)
And if you mess with me I'll just get worse!