Punxsutawney Phil Jonny 5 (USA)

(Point is I'm rapping to you in a snow-filled field, in colorado, and that's cool)

(Boom bap
Vroom into action
Shown like flashlights
Zoom in like magnifying

Tune in like bagpipes
Movin like dandelions bloom
When I hangglide I loom
And I am fly like brooms and magpies

Two minutes pass like fumes from gas into blues into vast skies

I'm grooming the tracks like baboons when I baptize
I hone in like satellite drones into badguys

No- into passerbys
So when I chastise my home it's for facts I've known give us blackeyes

The owners of trashpiles grown like stalagmites from tumerous past lives
Don't let it metastasize..
Don't let it metastasize..)

Okay okay, lemme bust you some of these
Skills that have been thrust upon me like
Lil pup that lust for Jonny’s heels
Might be dust up don’t wanna be
Killed and in the tough economy
Still my green grows like yucca on these
Hill ya green goes to the Yucatan for cheap
Thrills my green goes to my 501 c 3
Pals,s o better brush up on my e-
Mail like the joke about buxom blondes that we tell
Some what reluctant once real-
Lize sexism in this fuckin’ country’s real
I’m bigger than the Huxtable’s laundry bill
Make your fall break like a couple of awnings will
You chill I’m pretty much responsible
Cause I see myself like Punxsutawney Phil