Herman the Human Mole The Residents

[Chorus and (Herman)]
Herman
Herman
Herman isn't happy
Herman isn't well
Herman is an albino
(Not that you could tell)

Herman
Herman
Herman is dirty
Herman is cold
Herman is thirty and
Wishes he was old
(But he isn't)

(Mr. Skull)
Herman has a trailer
On top of it is grass
He filled the inside up with dirt
And made the sides of glass
He lets you climb the steps
Up to the top for free
And look down through a little hole
Above his old TV