30 Days Run–DMC

[Verse 1: Rev Run]
Heard that they said that it's rainin' men
But the offer that I make, it won't be made again
You don't have to write, you don't have to call
It's a one-time offer for nothing at all

[Verse 2: DMC]
And there's no red tape, I don't make it hard
You don't need cash money or a Mastercard
I got easy terms and a layaway
But I need a quick decision and I need it today

[Chorus: Rev Run & DMC]
And if you find that you don't like my ways
Well, you can send me back in thirty days

[Verse 3: Rev Run]
Now, have you ever seen a man with a guarantee?
Well, you're lookin at him now 'cause the man is me
And if you don't believe all the things I say
I'm certified prime by the USDA

[Verse 4: Rev Run]
Now, the name that I use is DJ Run
And I'm a fast-talkin', slow-walkin', number one
And if you don't believe all the words I say
Then you're a natural-born fool who's got to be that way